Richard is a passionate fireman. He burns down ideas like others used to open bottles of them. Obviously he has no problem with that. Perhaps the best strategy to survive in swimming pools, filled up with human sausages complaining about nothing but their own availability. I remember when he once said to me “Listen Hamster, when you know you are supposed to look out of the window in order to make your landlord happy, so why don’t you do it? What’s so wrong with that?” No doubt, Richard is a meaningful, honourable and most practical thinking fine young man with a serious sense of that one can do – and not can do! It depends on the way you look at it! But this is only one side of his brain’s medal. Of course, there is a full mental jacket too; and a metal recreation centre, and a pedal; and a hurdle testing his bones’ flexibility – it’s a great time we live in, isn’t it? But what’s with the other side? The dark side of the Goon? Some questions are only there for a pure and instinctually rhetoric purpose, in which nature has no place anymore. Whenever the slave has done his job he may leave the scenery. An old and highly fashionable rule most of the swimming pool sausages won’t be able to remember because they’ve never ever heard of it. But Richard did! Richard is different – not to say: very muchly indeed! So, whenever you go to McDonald’s, BurgerKing, Wendy’s, JackInTheBox, BigCahunaBurger or another nasty and tasty fast-food-facility, you should better think of him. It might be possible he appears in some French Fries paralysing you with his hypnotic speech, just to make you feel unsafe. If he succeeds – and there can’t be any doubt about it – you will buy his screenplay. It will cost you a fortune. Richard doesn’t leave you any choice. He’s nothing but a professional. He will close his eyes and clear your check. Always be aware of that fact.
I gave you a fair warning!
Sincerely yours Hamlet Hamster
