Boreme’s Most Boring Caption Competition!

12 Jan


Caption: Jamie Oliver’s newest dessert-creation for cannibals: brain bulb “lemmon” on liquid Mentos.

I visit regularly. is a platform based on rational Scientific rather than on spiritual guessing. The people obey mathematical rules. They know that minus times minus equalises plus. That is why they provide notoriously bored guys like me – even in the middle of the night – with boring stuff. This is the way they treat their clients medically. Honestly, they are nothing but my virtual doctors. Do you need dirty evidence? I give you dirty evidence. As it seems they believe in active therapies; they made forcing myself sharing my wit in captioning a various amount of pictures, which in fact I did. In this section I make my way as sachsenschlaeger.

12 Responses to “Boreme’s Most Boring Caption Competition!”

  1. dickiebo January 13, 2010 at 1:43 pm #

    I just don’t know why I bothered coming! I can’t understand a word!!! lol.

    • Hamlet Hamster January 16, 2010 at 9:18 pm #

      Certainly, sir. Whatever you wish, it shall be my command.

  2. Neil January 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

    hi hamster,

    still copywriting? need to get in touch. phonenumber?


  3. Hamlet Hamster January 13, 2010 at 4:04 pm #

    Hi Neil,

    long time no hear. I do as requested.


  4. John January 14, 2010 at 12:35 am #

    Back Up Instincts?

    Not bad Mr Hamster.


  5. Frank Brick January 18, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

    Still driving crazy. Changes took place. Still around?


    • Hamlet Hamster January 18, 2010 at 8:00 pm #

      If you need me I’ll be around. Your old mobile number is still active?

      Cheers Hamster

  6. Naresh January 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm #

    Good stuff. Still in UK?


    • Hamlet Hamster January 18, 2010 at 8:02 pm #

      Sometimes yes, sometimes no. It depends. And you?

      Yours Hamster

  7. Michael January 18, 2010 at 5:46 pm #

    yes. Germany’s meat market is clearly to expand.


  8. geoffrey February 2, 2010 at 6:37 pm #

    good stuff

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