NASA meets VIAGRA

14 Jun

Recently, we’ve been invited to Pfizer presenting some of our ideas dealing and playing around with Viagra. We weren’t so sure being the right guys for things like this because the larger the companies are the less they like to share their special sense of humour with the public. Particularly not if the company is in the pharmacy business. A patient who’s laughing about his own cancer disease shall not be promoted in any way. That’s a golden rule. Certainly, there are tons of exceptions, yes, but there are millions of more tons of examples teaching us the contrary. Especially, when the company is in the pharmacy business.

The more surprised we were when our first lad, sorry, ad immediately hit the flip chart, then destroyed the coffee machine followed by a tremendously unoverhearable WROOOOOOOM. Finally it set the whole building on fire. Uncomfortable side-effect: The ad has never ever been seen again.

Comfortable side-effect: Pfizer’s staff members of the marketing department had instantly and probably their best sex ever – with each other. Hic et nunc in the conference room. And the most impressive detail: nor have they eaten our history making ad literally neither was it part of their digestion in a spritual way; they had just a look at it. That was all. Unbelievable.

The consequences of all of this were clear: we’ve got the job! And so here we are, right on the moon’s surface doing some important research for our next ads.

Unfortunately, some unpleasantly looking questions arose when the reaction on Pfizer’s side sticked to ground zero. We thought that the only association this ad above allows is that it is showing what has been left behind when a Viagra-influenced-Superdick was digging and trying to penetrate an acre of moon land (or some acres more) for a minimum period (just let’s be realistic) of 24 hours. Well, this is what we thought.

Nevertheless, we sold two out of three, so things could have gone worse.

Photography by NASA

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