Where Is Selleck’s Whereabouts?

9 Oct

Strictly Without Tom Selleck

Where is Tom Selleck? How is he doing? Can we help him? These and other questions arose in the brains of many many many Tom Selleck fans who visited «Selleck Waterfall Sandwich» all over the world.

In the beginning there was light, mayonnaise and a beautiful website honouring the tasty qualities of famous Hollywood legend Tom Selleck. But that seems a long time ago. Since a couple of weeks, months and even years this file above is making its way through the Internet complaining silently the prominent absence of Tom Selleck. All a fake? Could be. But recent investigations have shown that the title of his new film «Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost» is a strong hint that Selleck himself might be the «Innocent Lost»; and that his missing is on purpose.

Only one voice, however, the voice of a former farmer’s widow with a strong Scottish accent, says that it is quite likely that Selleck prefers to live inside of the burger secretly because he couldn’t cope with all his fame anymore. «See, at the moment he’s cleaning the house!», she says. Otherwise there was no reason why the «cornerstone of each nutritious breakfast» (Quote from «Pulp Fiction») is constantly moving. With a firm «Don’t you think so?» she closes her thoughts.

Meerschweinchenreport is convinced that Tom Selleck must be somewhere and that the day will come when he returns.

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