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Hugh Sensation: «Dolphins Claim To Be Reborn Picasso As They Got Heavily Stoned After Chewing Gently A Puffer Fish (Fugu) Which Was Swimming Around A Little Bit Too Carelessly»

4 Jan

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Art critics, art collectors and other artists from all over the world were and are still wondering up until today from which magic source Pablo Picasso might have sought his never ending ‹high voltage› creativity. Thanks to John Downer Productions and BBC we do now know; and – of course – thanks to some lust-for-life-dolphins too: «After chewing the fugu and gently playing ‹puff puff pass› with it, they began acting most peculiarly, hanging around with their noses at the surface as if fascinated by their own reflection,» said Rob Pilley, zoologist and one of the producers of the documentary. «Even the brightest humans have succumbed to the lure of drugs and, it seems, dolphins are no different,» said The Sundy Times.

On the photograph above we see how Pablo Picasso routinely makes a puffer fish part of his daily diet in order to act highly creatively driven inside his studio afterwards. When doing so in 1931, for example, Picasso came out of it with his amazing painting «Grande Nature Morte Au Guéridon»:

Pablo Picasso:
«Grande Nature Morte Au Guéridon» (1931)

Honestly, would it have been possible to create such a stunning masterpiece of artwork without having consumed a decent dosage of tetrodotoxin (TTX) regularly performing Mambo #5 in one’s blood vessels? Experts tend to deny this question. Experts also think that these little «balloons» on Pablo Picasso’s painting are subtly quotating the shape of a puffer fish. And, even more importantly: Isn’t Pablo Picasso’s most favourite shirt, the «Marinière» (traditional navy-shirt with white and blue stripes) a strong indication for visualised fugu fishbones? Experts tend to answer this question with «yes!»

Lastly, if dolphins do puff for pleasure, there is one more question we have to ask: what would this dolphin’s painting look like?

Should you wish to make any guessings, please feel free to do so, or: read another article about this matter on Discover Magazine. By the way: Doesn’t this dolphin look exactly like him: Pablo Picasso? We think it does. Just compare the two similar smiles with each other and Picasso’s significant neck fold that is truely identical with the dolphin’s one – if you are willing to accept the fact that, based on genetical basics, a dolphin’s neck starts right behind his eyes. In addition: both parties seem to suffer from severe lack of hair. As a result, this dolphin claiming to be reborn Picasso must be right.

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Sebastian Horsley: «The Radical Gardener»

24 Dec

Dem verhaltensauffälligen Künstler Sebastian Horsley ward an den Iden des März 2008 am Flughafen Newark die Einreise aus Großbritannien verweigert. Die gut begründete Begründung: «Moralische Verkommenheit». Beim Finger-Scannen traten zwei nach allen Seiten hin gleichermaßen unvoreingenommen akribisch ermittelnde Grenzbeamte an seine Seite und baten ihn in einen dunkel- bis hellmausgrau gestrichenen Nebenraum. Und dort ging es dann inhaltlich heftig zur Sache: Er mußte acht Stunden lang bei Keksen und Tee Fragen beantworten: Ob er schon einmal verhaftet worden sei? Wie er zu Drogen stünde? Und vor allem: Wie sein Verhältnis zu Kate Moss sei. Kate Moss? Na klar, die bekannte Kokain-Sünderin. Ach so.

Der weltbekannte Dandy in der Unterwelt von eigenen sowie Gottes Gnaden attestierte sich selbst ausgezeichnete Gesellschaft, was es ihm nun ermöglichte, den Beamten von der amerikanischen Einwanderungsbehörde bereitwillig einen tiefen Einblick in seine gelegentlichen Abweichungen von dem was ein durchschnittlicher Otto Normalverbraucher als geradlinige Lebensführung bezeichnen würde, zu gewähren. Nur bei Kate Moss konnte er nicht behilflich sein, da sie ihm persönlich gänzlich unbekannt war. Doch weder seine britisch höfliche noch seine sachlich offene Abgeklärtheit half ihm da weiter. Stante pede mußte der Held unseres heutigen kleinen Blogbeitrags die Rückreise ins Vereinigte Königreich antreten.

Am 17. Juni 2010 fand man den 47-jährigen leblos in seinen Gemächern im Londoner Stadtteil Soho mit Überdosen der beiden Rauschgiftsubstanzen Heroin und Kokain in seinem Blutkreislauf auf. Unter den vierhundert Trauergästen in St. James’s Church waren u.a. auch Stephen Fry, Marc Almond und Will Self.

Zwischen den beiden vorstehend genannten Daten hatten die beiden Herren Sebastian Horsley und Hermann Vaske glücklicherweise noch genügend Zeit, das oben eingebettete und hinreichend unfaßliche Gespräch zu führen. Es ist einer von mehreren Trailern, die die Ausstrahlung des Vaske-Films «The Radical Gardener» auf arte bewarben.

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Desire Obtain Cherish: «I can’t wait till I grow up, get married, have two kids, spend more money than I make, take xanax, and tell everyone how happy I am ;)»

1 Dec

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Website Desire Obtain Cherish
via Thaeger

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Reefer Madness

31 Oct

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Originally financed by a church group under the title Tell Your Children, the film Reefer Madness was intended to be shown to parents as a morality tale attempting to teach them about the dangers of cannabis use. However, soon after the film was shot, it was purchased by producer Dwain Esper, who re-cut the film for distribution on the exploitation film circuit. The film did not gain an audience until it was rediscovered in the 1970s and gained new life as a piece of unintentional comedy among advocates of cannabis policy reform. Today, it is in the public domain in the United States and is considered a cult film which is to be downloaded here. It inspired a musical satire, which premiered off-Broadway in 2001, and a film based on the musical in 2005.

Continue reading on Wikipedia.

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Kate Moss In Bed With Lucian Freud

19 Apr

Jan. 17, 2012 – Lucian and Kate Moss in Bed, 2010 (1) … STUDIO LIFE Photographs by David Dawson at Hazlitt Holland-Hibbert from 30 January to 2 March 2012 (Credit Image: © David Dawson/UPPA/ZUMAPRESS.com)

Also, wenn wir schon im vorangegangenen Artikel «Ritalin vs. Pizza Express» ein drogenkonsumentenrelevantes Thema mit Psychiatriehintergrund gewählt haben, so darf nun natürlich ein Foto von Kate Moss (stellvertretend für Drogen) und Lucian Freud (stellvertretend für Vater Sigmund) nicht fehlen. Gefertigt wurde es von David Dawson, von dem noch bis Mitte Mai in der Pallant House Gallery die Ausstellung David Dawson: Working with Lucian Freud in sehenswerterweise zu sehen sein wird.

via: Pas Un Autre

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