Tag Archives: Hollywood

Al Pacino And Christopher Walken Are «Stand Up Guys» In Los Angeles

22 May

The information goes like this: Actors Al Pacino and Christopher Walken walk down the streets as they film their new movie, «Stand Up Guys» on April 11, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

Please read the breathtaking interview with Al Pacino on Huffington Post why he injured his eye. Simply amazing!

Photo credit: PHOTOGRAPH BY AKM-GSI / Barcroft Media. UK Office, London.

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Alfred Eisenstaedt: «Marilyn Monroe At Home» (1953)

19 Feb

Das Blog Retronaut zeigt eine Portraitserie des Fotografen Alfred Eisenstaedt, die er im Jahre 1953 von Marilyn Monroe in privater Atmosphäre realisierte. Schön, daß es auch ein Bild gibt, welches ihre Füße zeigt.

via: I’m just creative

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Best George Clooney Look-A-Like Contest ever!

18 Feb

Screenshot Huffington Post

Well, whatever matches, it matches. There are, however, some doubters. Here are some of their voices: «One wrote: “What criteria was used? Possibly just one? That he be male and have hair?” while another, perhaps cruelly, said: “Who judged this? Stevie Wonder?”»

Well, aren’t we all aware of a most beautiful thing called «British Humour»? And if so, what does it tell us? Well, there we go because we think that this is an outstanding masterpiece of British Humour!

And this very special British Humour continues: David James Glendon, who successfully pipped 782 other entrants, may attend the Academy Award Ceremony in late February this very same year in Hollywood! We wouldn’t wonder if he’s going to become the next James Bond.

David! Our warmest congrats! Very well done!

Read the full Monty on The Huffington Post

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Zeitmaschinengeistesblitz

21 Nov

Was wäre, wenn H.G. Wells in seinem Werk «Die Zeitmaschine» die Morlocks etwas verklausuliert als nichts anderes als Arbeitgeber darstellt, die danach trachten, Ihre Arbeitstiere Elois mittels Wecker und Signalton dahingehend soo zu paralysieren, daß sie millionenfach tagtäglich in die hungrigen Mäuler von Bahnhofseingangstoren einfahren, um sich am Arbeitsplatz den zermalmenden Geräuschen hochmoderner IBM-Kugelkopfschreibmaschinen unterwürfig hinzugeben? Wäre diese Erkenntnis dann der Grundstein zur kommenden Weltrevolution? Wäre ja mal ganz uninteressant, dieses in Erfahrung zu bringen.

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Where Is Selleck’s Whereabouts?

9 Oct

Strictly Without Tom Selleck

Where is Tom Selleck? How is he doing? Can we help him? These and other questions arose in the brains of many many many Tom Selleck fans who visited «Selleck Waterfall Sandwich» all over the world.

In the beginning there was light, mayonnaise and a beautiful website honouring the tasty qualities of famous Hollywood legend Tom Selleck. But that seems a long time ago. Since a couple of weeks, months and even years this file above is making its way through the Internet complaining silently the prominent absence of Tom Selleck. All a fake? Could be. But recent investigations have shown that the title of his new film «Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost» is a strong hint that Selleck himself might be the «Innocent Lost»; and that his missing is on purpose.

Only one voice, however, the voice of a former farmer’s widow with a strong Scottish accent, says that it is quite likely that Selleck prefers to live inside of the burger secretly because he couldn’t cope with all his fame anymore. «See, at the moment he’s cleaning the house!», she says. Otherwise there was no reason why the «cornerstone of each nutritious breakfast» (Quote from «Pulp Fiction») is constantly moving. With a firm «Don’t you think so?» she closes her thoughts.

Meerschweinchenreport is convinced that Tom Selleck must be somewhere and that the day will come when he returns.

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Chewbacca’s Family

26 Sep

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George Clooney (not in pic) in: «Ocean’s Five»

23 Sep

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Nancy Moran: «Christopher Walken»

25 Aug

American actor Christopher Walken on the set of the James Bond 007 film «A View to a Kill», directed by John Glen. Time line: October 1984 — Image by © Nancy Moran/Sygma/Corbis

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Michelle Pfeiffer

9 Aug

Photographer unknown

That’s her.

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Joker Forever

3 Aug

I couldn’t imagine that there is a cool joke around Jack Nicholson wouldn’t find funny …

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R2D2 Disguised As Santa Claus

22 Dec

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Stylish Julia Roberts Promoting Chewbacca

21 Dec

When George Lucas was about to promote Star Wars IV adequately, he kindly challenged pretty young newcomer actress Julia Roberts to do something about it. She went with her unusual hairdress to any talkshow one could guess including David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey. Heavily insisting on having spent a reasonable amount of her lifetime in outer space in order to introduce her wonderful and gorgeously looking feet to highly literature addicted aliens; the movie Star Wars IV immediately hit the movie charts and survived on top of it more that the »Amtszeiten« of four different Presidents of the United States in a row would take. Without doubt, a very special world record of its very special own.

Later, Chewbacca decided to undergo a sex-change that provided him with the delicious possibility of going back to his tasty sugar roots – completely well-treated but undigested.

Julia Roberts, however, became one of the most mind-thrilling and successful actresses Hollywood has ever seen. Should you be interested in finding out more about here perfectly proportioned walking tools, you can do so via Wikifeet.

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Ronald Reagan’s Happy Smoking Holidays

21 Dec

Dennis Hopper ist tot!

30 May

Dennis Hoppers berühmtes Gemälde Prostata bei Nacht in Form eines Hundes gehört noch heute als Botschafter künstlerischen Eigensinns zur ständigen Vertretung Hollywoods innerhalb der Sammlung des Guggenheim Museums in New York City.

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Für den Kenner der Materie kam die Nachricht nicht zwingend überraschend, wenngleich es auch für Dennis ein etwas schönerer Abgang gewesen wäre, hätte er den überragenden Sieg unserer Lena in Oslo noch mitbekommen. Aber wie heißt es doch so hübsch treffend: Man kann im Leben eben nicht immer alles haben.

Und Dennis Hopper hatte sehr häufig im Leben immer alles. Mal in die eine, mal in die andere Richtung. Das ist nun für ihn, der oft mit dem Satz {Das einzige Kreative in meinem Leben war Malen und Fotografieren} zitiert wird, anders. Völlig anders. Wollen wir hoffen, daß er sich an die neuen Lebensumstände so schnell wie möglich gewöhnen wird.

Die Meerschweinchenreportredaktion wünscht ihm, dem kultiviert Unbeugsamen, auch weiterhin alles Gute!