Bob Rivers: «Walking Around In Women’s Underwear»

Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn’t ask, for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women’s underwear.

In the store, there’s a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say «Are you ready?»
I’ll say, «Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.»
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women’s underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn’t ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women’s underwear.
Walking around in women’s underwear.
Walking around in women’s underwear

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Bob Rivers CD «I am Santa Claus» can be purchased here.

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F L Fowler: «Fifty Shades Of Chicken»

Now and finally, the sado-maso-or-whatsoever-book has got its proper satire, and is – as we might suggest – a useful cookbook as well: Fifty Shades Of Chicken. What this is all about? Just take a deep breath and look into this highly entertaining and most viral promotion film(chen):

Interested? All you need to do is to pay Fifty Shades of Chicken a visit. Well, we hope that the recipes of the fifty chicken dishes have not been created for masochists only … ’cause one of them, you know, is called Mustard-Spanked Chicken. This should tell us something.

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