A complete black screen. There is an off-dialogue going on between a male and a female. The woman sounds erotically with a mind catching French accent, the man, however, thinks and talks more rationally – and very British. To enlighten the dark visual atmosphere there should be some romantic French music as well.
Male
It’s stupid without light.
Female
No, it’s more sophisticated without light.
Male
Sophisticated?
Female
You should think a little bit more erotically!
Male
I’d like to see what I get.
Female
You get what you feel – and that’ll be more you ever dreamed of.
Male
Dreamers are people who never get what they want.
Female
Tell me, was there any of your dreams that didn’t come true?
Male
Ehm, …
A finger snap is to be heard. Studio-lights turn on. Now you can see a brand new black SEAT.
Female
What?
Male
(now erotically orientated as well)
You are right, we should leave the light out.
A finger snap is to be heard. Studio-lights turn out.
Female
(now a bit hectically)
Ehm, just wait a moment. May be we should consider …
Male
(trying to complete her thought by imitating her French accent)
… the unique opportunity to find out who we are first, ehm, wait a moment …
Another finger snap is to be heard. Inside the SEAT a warm light turns on.
Male
Better?
Female
(remains in silence)
Male
At least it’s a compromise, isn’t it?
Female
Are you crazy? We are on Champs-Elysée?
In the centre of Paris! Everybody can see us!
Male
It was you, who asked me to bring our subject straight to the point, wasn’t it?
Female
Ehm, …
SEAT-LOGO is shown.
CLAIM:
If you don’t use the power you’ve got
you don’t deserve the woman you want.
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