Tag Archives: Vintage Advertising

Smells Like Teen Spirit

14 Dec

Sponsored by «Kurt Cobain Foundation»

«(…) And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, what ever, never mind (…)»

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Nice Question

6 Dec

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Earn Big Pay In An Exciting Career!

31 Jul

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Discriminating People Prefer Herbert Tareyton

24 Mar

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Der Beweis: Die Gespenster existieren und PacMan frißt sie!

9 Feb

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Record Cakes

7 Feb

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Vintage Ad for Yoghourt

29 Jan

People say it’s a real ad.

via: Nerdcore

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Mechanical Baby Sitter

28 Jan

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Low Cost Group Therapy

16 Jan

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Die große Blonde im Glas des Typen mit dem braunen Schuh?

7 Jan

Wir fliegen mit neuen Farben … und mit der Schnauze direkt Richtung Erdboden

6 Jan

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Eine durch und durch vertrauenserweckende Werbung für eine durch und durch vertrauenserweckende Fluggesellschaft: Solide gebautes Flugzeug fliegt mit attraktivem Flugbegleiterpersonal in die absolut richtige Richtung. Fehlt nur noch der alte Sloganwitz aus den frühen 1970ern: «Runter bringen wir Sie immer!»

Und so wie die Werber damals drauf waren, haben die das Flugzeuggerüst bestimmt extra zusammenschweißen lassen. Je ne peux pas Lacroix

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A New Thrill This Christmas Morning

25 Dec

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1933: Away With A Tired Thirsty Face

24 Dec

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Oh, so He changed his tired face:
He’s just the one to win the race.
He is the white, he is the red:
He’s been hard and very sweat.
He gives himself a peaceful go:
He holds upright his own flow.
He is the one who likes a pause:
So, He’s been called Santa Claus.

But what has been? And what will be?
Is there a sense for you and me?
Is there a drink? So soft, so fridge?
Is Santa Claus a snow-white witch?
You better do and find it out!
His brain, so white, so easy cloud,
Erases things like sorrow
‘Cause HE’s the man: tomorrow!

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Ronald Reagan’s Happy Smoking Holidays

21 Dec

Kaugummipopcornmännchen?

20 Dec

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Santa Convinces Husbands: No Diamonds But An Automatic Washer

19 Dec

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A Message from Santa Claus letting all husbands know, which Christmas Gift might be best for their best parts. The way Santa addresses his announcement to his sex collegues is outstandingly funny – seen from today’s perspective. This ad was originally published in Ladies’ Home Journal, December 1952.

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A »Useful« Manual

18 Dec

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In 1933 Julian Assange Allows Santa Claus to Search His Magic Server

17 Dec

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Nachtrag: Zu einem Teil der hier gegenständlichen Thematik, nämlich dem des Einflusses von vorauseilendem Gehorsam beim Verfassen dadurch überflüssig gewordener Kommentare, habe ich mich hier geäußert. Nun aber dachte ich mir, daß ich ja mal nach Unzeiten wieder bei Spreeblick vorbeischauen könnte – und fand dort in meinen Augen den bisher intelligentesten Artikel zu Julian Assange, Wikileaks & Co KG. Großes Kino und Kompliment an Johnny Haeusler!

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Ad in National Geographic

16 Dec

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Ciné-Kodak advertising visualising the American dream of life. Give yourself a go and read the copy.

Kaugummikuchen?

13 Dec