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Again: «National Geographic» featuring Andreas Baier

19 Sep

Andreas Baier: «Bathtub Breakfast»
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Unter mehr als 18.000 Einsendungen wählte National Geographic für das Thema «Undiscovered» 31 Aufnahmen für diese Bildstrecke aus. Eine davon ist eine Photographie aus der früheren Auftragsarbeit «Breakfast on Thames: It’s great!» für das Reisemagazin GLOBO mit dem Titel «Bathtub Breakfast» unseres Redaktionsfotografen.

Bereits vor zwei Monaten erfuhr unser Redaktionsfotograf durch National Geographic diese besondere Auszeichnung für sein Bild «A Child Is Born!» aus dem Zylkus «Die Gesellschaft vom Hinterhaus». Meerschweinchenreport berichtete.

His comment: «Again, I am pretty much excited. It’s like being freshly born, or so.» We can only beipflichten.

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Breakfast On Thames: «It’s Great!»

15 Jul

Breakfast at the Sherlock Holmes Café in Baker Street
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As William Somerset Maugham once said: «The best way to eat in the UK is to have breakfast three times a day» for our staff-photographer a Full English Breakfast is surely the best way to give his creativity all the goodness and strength he needs for a great and successful day. Honouring this stunning British novelist and short-story writer Andreas Baier decided to find out more about the differences between to eat breakfast and to be breakfast. Consequently, he went a little bit crazy for you:

Prince Edward Theater in Soho

When in doubt where to have breakfast best then you better go to Soho which is, in such a case, still the best place to be. Here you can choose between traditional Full English Breakfast at the Old Compton Café; a great, pardon, Petit Déjeuner à Maison Bertaux in Greek Street, opposite Café Bohème where your breakfast will come along with real French croissants (from Maison Bertaux), butter, strawberry jam – and a jazz band. Or do you like it more Italian? Go to Bar Italia in Frith Street. If necessary this bar brings you through the whole night as well – and, not to forget, the Britsh band Pulp also wrote a song about it called, of course, Bar Italia. Here you can inform yourself about all restaurants and clubs on Old Compton Street.


A cabby in front of the Old Compton Café uses his Evening Standard Cab as a table to make sure enjoying his traditional Full English Breakfast as flexible as even possible.

When already in Frith Street you should definitely consider checking in at the Hazlitt’s (built 1718) in order to speak to Mrs. Millet. She’s got two large breasts which let you sleep comfortably and an amazingly huge bathtub for you and your holy beloved breakfast. Celebrate it! Make sure you have opened the window so you can watch people working opposite in their first floor offices while you are relaxingly breakfasting…

At the Hazlitt’s in Frith Street Mrs Millet offers you the largest bathtub you probably might have ever seen in a hotel’s bathroom.

Well, for the «hardcore fraction» there is also an original 1950s American Diner called Ed’s. But be careful, not only their milkshakes are life threateningly sized.

The Old Compton’s Café offers a 23 hour service. Only between 5:00 and 6:00 am they close the doors and you can watch staff-members cleaning the café.

A group of young people having their third breakfast outside of Old Compton Café.

What most people do not know is that midnight hours make creative minds very productive. Just listen to what this young lady says to his boyfriend-in-future:

I Sent You My Love

«I sent you my love
I sent you my tears
so high up above
without any fears
without any lipsticks
but filled up with hip tricks
so clean and so funny
to beam up the bunny –
a dream and so yummy –
…just reading emotions…
Your leading proportions
are feeding the oceans
of mankind minds.
Part of the alliance:
your eyes, your mouth, your sense
and there is no excuse and there is no defence.
You’ve blinded me with science
and bounded me to the lion’s fence.
For any pence I’ve ever earned
and any trends I’ve never learned
I will buy you a castle build on clouds
until it shouts: ‘bean sprouts…’

You are gorgeous and delicious
like horseback riding fishes
and many other dishes
which make me superstitious
having met you once that day
when rain and sun were on the run,
when, hey, you know it better:
I received your magic letter!
So here I am, it’s my return,
just let’s the fire burn, burn, burn…

As we just pointed out: The Old Compton Café is always a great place to be. And by the Milkyway: Old Compton’s bean spouts sandwiches are simply the best. Even Queen Mum enjoyed them from time to time. So, just give yourself a kick – and a real good go…


Leaving Soho for a while we now visit Simpson’s-in-the-Strand; a place where ties and jackets must be worn; a place where The Ten Deadly Sins are the ultimate Must To Be Eaten; a place where you will immediately impress your guests coming from the continental side of life with a serious amount of British lifestyle clichés. The Ten Deadly Sins are nutritious in a way that you can easily cancel lunch and diner for the rest of the day. If you examine the price purely you might think to having found out why the ten sins are specified with deadly but if you are willing to recognise the fact that after their consumption you will receive a prime minister’s call who desperately wishes to be visited by you over the weekend, only one correct judgement can be made: the cost for Simpson’s The Ten Deadly Sins are nothing but a bargain.

The Ten Deadly Sins are: baked kidney beans, a lamb’s kidney, baked tomatoes, a cumberland sausage, fried mushrooms, freshly squeezed orange juice, some scrambled eggs, streaky and back bacon, black pudding, toast and marmalade as well as tea from your favourite colony.

Simpson’s-in-the-Strand is one of London’s oldest traditional English restaurants. Situated in the Strand, it is part of the Savoy Buildings, which also contain one of the world’s most famous hotels, the Savoy. When the first Michelin Guide to England was published in 1974, no UK restaurant was judged worthy of the maximum three stars, or even two, but Simpson’s was one of nine London restaurants, including Le Gavroche, awarded a star. In 1984 Simpson’s dropped its rule forbidding women from using the panelled street-level dining-room at lunchtime. Ten years later Simpson’s-in-the-Strand started to offer The Ten Deadly Sins.

Leaving Simpson’s In The Strand we suddenly feel being forced walking to Hyde Park’s Speaker’s Corner «only» to burn down some extra deadly calories. The preacher Orange Fruit Johns’ sermon is about healthy breakfast habits and attitudes – and regularly visited by hundreds of health food junkies and tree-huggers:

Speaker’s Corner

He strongly recommends pigeons for breakfast because they are known as seed and fruit eaters. Orange Fruit Johns says: «If we eat pigeons that eat seeds and fruits so we eat seeds and fruits as well.» And he adds: «Seeds and fruits which are so tremendously light and weightless that they can fly through the air by themselves because they have proven to know how to influence pigeons. If you eat pigeons on a daily bases you will also improve you IQ significantly».

Does it work? Will there be human pigeon digesters around? Of course – as this visual proof demonstrates: First the pigeons are getting fed with seeds and then, in a moment of mental diversity, they get caught and eaten on the spot. Can you see how calm and satisfied this group of pigeon eaters look? Of course you can.

Let’s have a closer look at Full English Breakfast’s ingredients to analyse what makes them so successfully travelling around the globe. The cornerstones of it are, without doubt, our one and only baked beans:

Baked beans on a toast are also known as Skinheads On A Raft.

Brickfist For Breakfast

Between a brickfist and a breakfast there are no real differences. Preferably we should say that the one cannot really live without the other. A brickfist is mainly for people who do not want to eat. So, in these cases the brickfist always prepares the way for the breakfast. (Hunter S. Thompson)

Un Ungentlemanly Act

Giving vegetably based breakfast cereals such as harmless baked beans nasty names is equal to spreading violence all over our planet. As a result of that even peacefully living baked beans suddenly start to rumble around meaning to destroy everything – even it is their very own base of existence. Our staff-photographer Andreas Baier was very surprised when noticing what happens when ordinary baked beans drive nuts. Consequently, he calls his flashlight painting «Un Ungentlemanly Act». Fortunately, since the year 2005 a new law by British government, best known as «Law of Legal Advice For Proper Breakfast Protection» (LOBP), helps our society to stay away from doing stupid things to things we love or urgently need to survive.

Two slices of Black Pudding on their way to wherever…

Are these two slices of black pudding on the run, ensuring not to accidentally meat a group of uncivilised beaked beans in the dark? This is certainly possible. Are these two slices of black pudding on their way to wherever? This is certainly possible. Most likely, however, is that they are just living and behaving as two normal slices of black pudding, so to speak.

Hush hour

During early morning hours cabbies are hungrily hunting for black pudding which hushes over the street in the background of this very same photograph.

Negotiation between a generously sliced piece of black pudding and a cab driver

Human slices of black pudding are clever enough to know that they cannot hide forever. Here you see a slice of special business black pudding negotiating the fee before handing himself over to his hungry client. A classic win-win-situation.

The Standing Breakfast Sausages

The ultimate strongmaker, however, are breakfast sausages. They know who you are and what you need most: a huge portion of self-confidence. They are as solid as a rock and their flavour will let you look spicy, tasty and good to any boss that might be right about to decide whether to or not to promote you. Our advice: have plenty of them and be kind to pigs.

Traditional Oxbridge Race

At Hammersmith-Bridge even spectators only have time for a quick and fluid breakfast: beer. Oxbridgers are traditionally trying to find out which of their two teams will be faster(ly) racing with their boats over the Thames. Do not laugh – it’s a serious business: here careers will be either made or destroyed before they have ever been started.

«Show me the way to the next whisky bar. – Sorry, no can do, sorry, no can do. – But tell me, where will I find V&A’s Jazz Brunch – Certainly can do, certainly can do»:

Jazz Brunch at the Victoria & Albert Museum

Jazz Brunch at the Victoria & Albert Museum

Jazz Brunch at the Victoria & Albert Museum

Jazz music makes policy news more acceptable.

Jazz Brunch at the Victoria & Albert Museum

Without jazz music no one would understand messages coming along with unique visual side-effects.(Understand?) Here in this case love is the message and the message is love unless it says that a minister joins the FF when willing to climbing bittersweetly up the stairs while wanting to make history in an honourable and most meaningful way.

Covent Garden

Outside it is still raining; this time cats, dogs and hailstones at Covent Garden. About to catch a cold? Just grab an apple to provide you with a huge portion of vitamin C.

Hopelessly Tomato In Line

Planet Hollywood

At The Haymarket: «Planet Hollywood» which is owned by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stalone, Demi Moore, Jackie Chan and Bruce Willis offers you breakfast, lunch and dinner surrounded by requisites that were part in Hollywood and other major movies such as James Bond for example. The entrance to one of several dining rooms is a gangway that appeared in Moonraker.

Secret Curtain Signals

The victorian way to communicate secretly with neighbors.

At Highgate: the curtain signal «left down, closed, left down» on the second floor means that freshly squeezed labours are being served for breakfast. The message coming from first floor, however, likes to encourage young women with intellectual capabilities to ring the doorbell initially. But the combination of both signal messages means: «Honey, I’m taking the dogs out. I’ll be back soon». Here’s the proof:

A perfect example of what an excentric lifestyle looks like: taking the dogs out in hush puppies.

This also may evoke the question: What does a real labour breakfast look like, and where and when does it take place? The answer: at 4:15 am, close to Smithfield Meat Market where its porters are having their first cigarette plus a mug of tea:

Labour breakfast starts at 4:15 am at Smithfield Meat Market

A generously filled mug of tea is what meat porters keeps alive – and going.

An they have a bun of meat as well.

From time to time Damien Hirst shows up and shares his labour breakfast with the meat porters although the famous artist looks very tired.

The bakery Benjys provides a lot of cafés in Soho with freshly made breads of various kinds. They start to work when all others are still asleep.

Believe it or not: even Pizza Hut delivers its products for breakfast.

Thanks to the magic power of freshly squeezed orange juice: happy in the morning, happy the whole day – the secret smile of Walter Fitty.

Soho Brasserie opposite Old Compton Café

Happy in the morning, happy the whole day – Part II.

Shelter for Cabbies

Initially installed in the 19th century by Queen Victoria, from former 40 shelters only a dozen made it into today’s time. Shelters are green painted wooden cottages in which cab drivers will be served with their meals, breakfast included.

The author and journalist John McCarthy on his promotion tour.

The author John McCarthy on his tour to promote Some Other Rainbow, a book about a remarkable account of courage, endurance, hope and love: on 17 April 1986 John McCarthy was kidnapped in Beirut. For the next five years he was cut off from everything and everybody he knew and loved, from family, friends, and, perhaps above all, from Jill Morrell, the girl he was going to marry.

For five years, John McCarthy had to endure the deprivation – both physical and psychological – of captivity; the filth and squalor of the cells in which he was kept; the agony of isolation and repeated self-examination; and the pain of ignorance, of not knowing if those he loved even realized he was alive. And there was another problem: his daily breakfast wasn’t exactly the way as expected … Read the whole thing here.

These cab drivers got plenty of time. They are not in a hurry. Not at all. They already read their newspapers – and they will do it again and again. They are happy to live a similar life to the ones of the guys who are testimonials in these frozen-time-Jack-Daniel’s-ads and who made them world-famous. Here they love to wait until their personal buffalo gets shot à la minute and their charcoal grilled sirloin steak will be served in a perfect medium manner.

Great British Breakfast at the Savoy.

On Portobello Road: Fine hardware for a perfectly designed breakfast table. Finally, the probably best reviews on contemporary London breakfasts you will find on London Review of Breakfasts. It’s very informative and delicious, at least it’s very rich.

We were intensively thinking about what this photograph’s link to breakfast could be. Finally, we came to the conclusion that there isn’t any – which makes this image a perfect finisher. And since we think that this great picture could be the fundament of a stunning ad for Pfizer’s Viagra it is a brilliant opener as well. But that’s a complete different story, isn’t it?


Some of these photographs were originally printed in the German magazine «GLOBO» in the year 1994. Here, for the first time, they are published to the full providing you with a proper insight into all the days which were those, my friend…

***About the author***

Andreas Baier was born in Garmisch-Partenkirchen which is a small town in bavaria, the homeland of lederhosen – and so it’s only natural that he loves Scotland. For him it was more than clear to combine two of his favourite breakfast subjects in one picture: Can you see how Nessi enjoys swimming in mashed potatoes?

Nessi in Garmisch-Partenkirchen

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Andreas Baier: «Unterwegs – Eine Art Reisetagebuch»

11 Sep

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Andreas Baier: Café de Flore, Paris

Wenn einer eine Reise tut, dann kann er viel erzählen. Und wenn er viele Reisen tut, so gibt es für ihn zwangsläufig noch mehr zu berichten.

Unser Redaktionsfotograf hat nun einige Bilder seiner Unternehmungen auf Das Auge in seinem Portfolio «Unterwegs – Eine Art Reisetagebuch» zusammengefaßt, das sowohl von seiner körperlichen als auch geistigen Beweglichkeit zeugt.

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Bei dieser Hitze: «Herr Ober, bitte etwas Angemessenes!»

21 Jun

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Yuri Suzuki: «Tube Map Radio»

22 Dec

Yuri Suzuki: «Tube Map Radio»

The map is inspired by a spoof diagram created by the original designer of the London Tube map, Harry Beck, which shows the lines and stations as an annotated electrical circuit. Iconic landmarks on this map are represented by components relating to their functions, including a speaker where Speaker’s Corner sits and a battery representing Battersea Power Station.

Wanted to make the components visible because «it is difficult for consumers to understand the complexity of the workings behind the exterior» of today’s electronic devices. By creating a «narrative to explain how electronics work,» Yuri Suzuki hopes users will be encouraged to fix their own broken devices.

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Ed Walker: «Woody Allen»

15 Jul

Ed Walker says on his flickr-account: «Woody Allen filming some scenes at the Blue Finn Building where I work on Bankside in London.»

On his personal website he writes: «Hi I’m Ed Walker, a Graphic Designer and Photographer living and working in London, United Kingdom. By day I am a Digital Designer for Immediate Media, by night I am a masked avenger hunting down the scum of the ci… oh hold on that supposed to be a secret. In my spare time I enjoy shooting street photography, city landscapes and the occasional portrait.»

Website Ed Walker Photography

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Arnold Palmer: «Holes-In-One»

3 Apr

Photo by David Bailey

It was the time when Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer were leaving the rest of world’s best golf elite way behind. It was the time when fashion designers were on the sweet spot to honouring that fact. It was the time when David Bailey was not only shooting «Mrs David Bailey» but this holly holed fashion production as well.

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Kodachrome: «London in 1940s»

15 Feb

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Sehr schöne Fotos von London aus den 1940er Jahren. Ich frage mich nur, ob das nun ein Blick in die Shaftesbury Avenue oder in die Regent Street ist. Vom etwas schärferen Bogen her zu schließen, tendiere ich mehr zur Regent Street. Straßenschilder oder andere Hinweise habe ich jedoch keine auf dem Foto entdecken können. Auf Retronaut gibt es noch einige wenige weitere Bilder zu sehen. They are quite cinematographic, aren’t they? Just follow the following link.

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Tim Walker Photography

12 Feb

Photo by Tim Walker

Um unseren Lesern immer mal wieder was Frisches auf den Tisch zu legen, führen uns die Recherchewege gelegentlich dann doch in die entlegensten Winkel – um schließlich wieder auf einer Autobahn zu landen, die einen schnurstracks zu einem neuen Netzfund führt; hier zu: Tim Walker Photography.

Passend zu diesem Gericht gibt es hier eine ausführliche Erläuterung des Stern-Journalisten Jochen Siemens. Bei diesem Namen wird unser Redaktionsfotograf hellhörig, denn er hatte mal das Vergnügen, mit ihm diesen Job für den Stern umzusetzen. Die Zusammenarbeit mit ihm erinnerte ihn damals schon an einen seltsamen Zusammenschnitt des Films Local Hero: Der im fernen Texas gebliebene Ölmagnat Hepper, hier gespielt vom Stern-Journalisten Jochen Siemens, instruiert seinen Mitarbeiter MacIntyte, hier gespielt von unserem Redaktionsfotografen Andreas Baier, aus der Ferne und interessiert sich weniger für den Verlauf des eigentlichen Jobs als dafür, ob sich sein MacInbaier in London auch schön brav im Hazlitt’s einquartiert hat (was übrigens ein prima Tip war), ob er in Gstaad zufälligerweise Audrey Hepburn gesichtet, und ob er – ganz wichtig – in Florenz die freischwebende Kuppel des berühmten Baumeisters Filippo Brunelleschi besichtigt habe. Well, er hatte gerade mal vier Tage Zeit, um die quer über einen nicht unbedeutenden Teil Europas verteilt lebenden Hip-Paparazzi der damaligen Zeit zu portraitieren. So spielte er mit seinem persönlichen Mr Hepper das Spiel Just make him speechless: «Weiß nich, Architektur ist eigentlich nicht so mein Ding, aber das Eis hier macht einen ganz guten Eindruck.»

Könnte es sein, daß sich unsere Leser gerade fragen, was dieser überflüssige Exkurs ins Selbstreferentielle soll? Aber, so entgegnen wir unterrichtend: «So geht nunmal Modefotografie: Ignoriere die Wünsche Deines Klienten und inszeniere Dich selbst!»

Jochen Siemens schreibt: «Noch zählt Walker nicht zu den ganz Großen, noch sitzen Fotografen wie Steven Meisel oder Nick Knight an den Hebeln der fotografischen Trends (…)» Das ist von ihm fein beobachtet. Und auch wenn wir das oben abgebildete Werk aus der fotografischen Feder Tim Walkers für überdurchschnittlich erachten, so kann ein ausgedehnter Besuch seiner Website nur einen Eindruck beim Betrachter hinterlassen: ziemlich viel Mittelmaß. Über Walkers Bilder schreibt Siemens: «Wie einen Kindertraum baut Walker manche seiner Bilder so akribisch zusammen, dass sie aussehen wie eine Szene aus “Alice im Wunderland” oder “Harry Potter”, visuelle Metaphern, die im Kopf des Betrachters die Erinnerungen an die Zeit der Kinderbücher, die unter der Decke gelesen wurden, wiedererwecken.» Das wiederum ist unfein beobachtet, denn diese Vergleiche sind unzutreffen, da Walker nicht dauerhaft auf dem von Siemens assoziertem Qualitätsniveau arbeitet. Unabhängig davon müssen wir uns schon fragen, welche Bücher Jochen Siemens während seiner wichtigen Prägephase da unter der Bettdecke las…

Ach ja, Tim Walker war auch Assistent bei Richard Avedon: «Walker erzählt das ein wenig mit schmalen Worten, ja, Avedon war ein Herrscher, und alle anderen waren Sklaven. Einmal, Walker hatte das Licht nicht schnell genug eingestellt, sei der Mann durchgedreht, “er hat alles fallen lassen und mich angeschrien, ich hab den Krach noch heute im Ohr”, sagt Walker und verzieht das Gesicht.» Der Arme, er verzieht das Gesicht. Wie schrecklich! Da muß jemand echt gelitten haben. Well, Mr Siemens, just to keep you perfectly informed: Die amerikanische Starfotografin Annie Leibovitz beschäftigt für gewöhnlich vier Assis gleichzeitig. Es muß so Mitte der 1990er Jahre gewesen sein, da wurden innerhalb von einer Woche gleich zwei Assistentenstellen im Hause Leibovitz frei: Der eine Assi sprang aus dem Fenster und der andere erlitt einen Herzinfarkt. Aber: «Angebrüllt.» Und: «Diesen Krach immer noch im Ohr haben.» Certainly Sir, that’s quite shöcking, isn’t it?

Und Jochen Siemensens Schreibe merkt man leider an, daß sich der von der Chefredaktion schon vor Jahr und Tag verordnete Schreibstil erbarmungslos durch sämtliche Ressorts zu ziehen hat.

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Kermit And Miss Piggy Were Bashing Fox News So Heavily That Finally They Turned Insane News Channel Into Tasty Veggie Burger

4 Feb

You may remember The Muppets director James Bobin notoriously spoke the words, «No, the Muppets are not communist», in response to a flashy Fox News piece saying the film was part of an anti-corporate message from «liberal Hollywood using class-warfare to brainwash our kids.»

Well a wonderful video turned up: Speaking during a UK press conference following the London Premiere of their film, Kermit and Miss Piggy fired back with classic Muppet wit and sarcasm. Game. Set. Match.

via: The Mary Sue

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Last One Out, Please Turn On The Light!

23 Jul

The photographer Richard Nicholson provides a survey of London’s remaining professional darkrooms (2006-2009). All those who might have sent their own darkroom equipment into the digital orbit will develop sentimental tears when being confronted with a sort of nostalgic reality it was hard for all of us to say bye bye to. Here is another example:

While visiting Richard Nicholson’s site just make sure you’ll get aware of some of his other projects as well: Thames Town, for example.

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